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Found the following from Dvorak Uncensored:

Most people who run blogs have issues with comment spam in their blogs and there are all sorts of fixes. Marc Perkel at ctyme.com – my host — was floored, he said, when he realized a simple command to the Apache software would kill most of it — and it does indeed work!

Here is the short code running on the ctyme server for my dvorak.org using WordPress-based blogging software. Altering it for other blog software and other blogs should be simple for anyone running Apache.

<location /blog/wp-comments-newpost.php>
    RewriteEngine On
    RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^.*dvorak.org/.*
    RewriteRule ^.* http://www.ctyme.com/comment-spam.html
</location>

Essentially it makes the basic condition for any post rigid: it has to be coming from a link within the blog itself, the “comment” link. Most spam does not.

My spam count on the blog has dropped from 50-100 to 2 per day without any other tricks.

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Why don't you write books people can read?

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

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